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collegehumor:

Super Mario Aquarium
Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another aquarium. 

collegehumor:

Super Mario Aquarium

Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another aquarium. 

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collegehumor:

Pickles Have Souls
If you think this will get me to stop eating them, you’re dead wrong.  

True!

collegehumor:

Pickles Have Souls

If you think this will get me to stop eating them, you’re dead wrong.  

True!

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ohfuckitsoprah:

w0bbuffets:

do transformers get car insurance or life insurance

(Source: basedgosh, via colloquialpancakes)

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ccindecision:
Well, there goes Ron Paul’s base.

ccindecision:

Well, there goes Ron Paul’s base.

(Source: barackobama, via comedycentral)

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collegehumor:

7 Excerpts from J.K. Rowling’s New Book
J.K. Rowling just announced her plans to release a new book. We got the exclusive sneak preview.

collegehumor:

7 Excerpts from J.K. Rowling’s New Book

J.K. Rowling just announced her plans to release a new book. We got the exclusive sneak preview.

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swing-thing:

thedivaandherdemons:

A message from the birthday boy.

If he gets hotter as he gets older I’m leaving this planet. I can’t physically take it.

Oh twinsie~

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via colloquialpancakes)

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shainecomeback:

lets find out about this guy and make him famous.

(Source: twin-spica, via colloquialpancakes)

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collegehumor:

Girl Eats Nickelback Noodles
This is how you remind him how his hair really looks.

collegehumor:

Girl Eats Nickelback Noodles

This is how you remind him how his hair really looks.

(Source: College Humor)

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I can’t seem to find the search box, can you please make sure it’s working?

Me: The search box is in the top left hand corner of ever page.

Client: Is that on your left or my left?